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An individual who, through an excess of inappropriate concerns, creative conflicts, or lack of expertise or discipline, systematically sidetracks and delays artistic or technical projects, effectively sending such projects to 'Development Hell.'
Also dev-hellion.
"Let's not put Tim on this project. It's on a strict timetable, and he's kind of a development hellion."
A new software developer joins your team. He is going to solve all the teams problems. Then just like in Hollywood, seconds before the explosion, he leaves the project. He is unharmed and doesn't even look back. The team is then left to deal with the shrapnel from the explosion he caused.
His new architecture sounds like something a Hollywood developer would propose.
Project Manager "Why is this going to take so much longer" Developer "We first need to clean up the shrapnel left by the Hollywood developer"
Michael Bluth finds himself forced to stay in Orange County and run the family real estate business after his father, George Bluth Sr., is sent to prison for committing white-collar crime. He tries to juggle the wants and needs of his spoiled and eccentric family while being a good role model for his teenage son, George Michael.
Arrested Development
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A solution used by many in engineering when a complicated problem arises
Marcin: "It seems that the motor is only running at 50% efficiency, what are we going to do?"
Connor: "Il be fucked if i know, let it develop mate"
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A self-employed IT professional that can stay at home and work in his/her underwear.
Duncan: I heard you quit your programming job?
Krys: Yeah, I can make more money from home being an underwear developer.
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The prettiness or beauty you see in someone only after seeing their face for extended periods of time. These people aren't regarded as attractive by the masses, which is what real superficial attractiveness is. People who are lucky enough to even be affected by developed attractiveness can tell if they're one of them by using these guidelines.
1. Only friends whom you know well comment on your pictures as to how "pretty" you are.
2. You've never/rarely had random Facebook guy friends you barely know or seen in passing comment how pretty you are.
3. The only guys capable of liking you are the ones who talk to you for a long time. (After you like someone's personality, the value of their facial aesthetics become trivial or you develop a junior fetish for the imperfections in their face.)
4. Interesting characteristic about people who are affected by DA is that they seem to band together. You'll often see these pseudo-pretty girls exchanging disingenuous compliments on each other's photos hoping deep down to get a "You're pretty too!" in return.
5. Have more than 80% of profile pictures with zero or few Likes from close associates with the occasional dressed up (birthday/homecoming/prom) photo with a higher-than-normal volume number of obligatory Likes.
6. When taking a picture of a possession or object, DAs have a compulsivity to feel the need to include their face in the photo. Comments are almost always about the object and rarely about the person's attractiveness.
7. After dressing up nicely to go out on the town, DAs (or anyone else for that matter) will look much better than usual. They confuse this with actual attractiveness and take a mirror shot of themselves and post it to get cheap Likes and/or comments.
Example of some girlfriends who suffer from Developed Attractiveness
*Rachel posts a photo of herself dolled up before going out to Club FZ*
Emma: Rachel! I love your dress! you look gorgeous
Rachel: Thanks Emma! you look beautiful in yours
See mermaid effect, mermaid syndrome, butterface
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Development that meets the needs of the present without compromising the ability of future generations to meet their own needs
This eco home is a great example of sustainable development said the architwat as he self fived.
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