When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea
It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea
runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea
It's not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea
abnormally frequent intestinal evacuations with more or less fluid stools
Also itβs the nastiest shit ever to happen to your nasty ass human body.π€¬π€
She diarrheaβd All over the floor with her nasty ass lookin self.
A massive fucking shit that has all the three states of matter. It might even have plasma if you shit hard enough.
Person 1: βI had diarrhea last nightβ
Person 2: βDid it have plasma?β
Person 1 βYeahβ
Kid: Mommy, I have piss coming from my ass.
Mom: That's called diarrhea sweetheart.
A very hot and or painful, wet type of shit usually caused by select foods.
It can also be a sign you are sick.
"Man I just had a MASSIVE Diarrhea!"
"What do you think caused it?"
"Well I'm not feeling the best and I had a spicy burrito earlier for lunch."
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Millie had explosive diarrhea so she went home early I think she shit her pants and I bet her door was locked so she pooped in a bucket
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To do something while dropping, taking, taking, or detonating diarrhea.
Harry thanked Joel with great diarrheaness
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