A term used to describe the cosmopolitan homosexual who lives on a diet of cigarettes, Diet Coke and skinny jeans.
Created by a Warrington residing curly haired Malbora Red Smoker.
"Hey Diet/trash! I've seen you on myspace, I love your jeans!"
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Noun: The daily regiment required to treat one's HIV and HEP B or C (Newark Flu) infections.
Mohamed: I never should've had unprotected gay sex with that homeless gentleman at Newark Penn Station, now I'm stuck on that Newark Diet... :(
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Diet cock is so low in calories; ever since i started dating a vegan, i swallow after giving him a bj.
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The act of losing a visible amount of weight due to a hard drug habit, usu. cocaine. Derived from the act of celebrities doing this and becoming unnaturally skinny in a short period of time.
"Lindsey Lohan was so cute until she started on the Hollywood Diet"
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Those retarded ads that say "Eat this and never diet again" or "People call this the holy grail of dieting"
*Guy 1 on the internet searching for things on a website*
*Sees dieting ad that says "Eat this and never diet again" but is really saying "Click on this ad and get a bunch of spam mail"*
Guy 1: I FUCKING HATE THESE DIET ADS!!!
Guy 2: Huh?
Guy 1: LOOK!!!
Guy 2: Oh...let's track down its IP address and kill the creator of it.
Based off of the eating habits of the character known as L from the show Death Note the L diet is when one eats almost exclusively candy and pastries. People on the L diet may or may not eat straight sugar, tea, coffee, or normal food with a high carbohydrate content. This diet is popular among toddlers and bachelors.
Wanna have some salad?
No thanks, I'm on the L diet.
When a celebrity is so hugely famous and seems to suddenly fall off the face of the earth.
Amy: What's Tom Cruise doing these days?
Bob: Katie Holmes.
Amy: Oh. I thought he just went on a fame diet.