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Somebody That Has A Obssession With The Boyband One Direction
She loves one direction, she is a directioner
The craziest, scariest, most obsessive and most widespread fans out there. Directioners are fans of the popular boy band, One Direction, and despite what people think, they arEN’T ONLY MADE UP OF TEENAGE GIRLS. They are really intimidating and if you mess with one, then don’t expect to think that your address, phone password and embarrassing pictures will be kept private. They can hack ANYTHING, and know everything about the bois of One Direction; their blood type, the school they went to as kids, their time of birth, the hospital they were born in, how heavy they were at birth, their penis sizes . . .
Basically the FBI in fan form
Person 1: I wanna hook up with you ;)
Person 2: I mean, I would, but my girlfriend is a directioner . . .
Person 1: yeesh, never mind, I don’t want to die
Directioners are the best people in the world. They support five boys that now are on a solo hiatus. They are kind and try to be nice to everyone. Some people find them rude and some of them are. But all over all you can make some great friends in this fandom.
"A directioner is a big one d fan"
Directioner is a person who is in One Direction fandom. Mostly girls, crazy but really nice. They are usually simping over one of the boys: Niall Horan,Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne or Louis Tomlinson.
P1: I have seen a lot of directioners on my tiktok for you page.
P2: Yea,me too.They are getting everywhere
A directioner is a person who is a fan of the boy band “one direction” they are the most craziest fandom in the world, they would do anything for the members of the boy band, they know everything about the boys another thing they do is cry about how the boy band split up if you meet a directioner then don’t mess with them because they’ll spill all they can about you and if your friends with one then be nice to them or they WILL tell everyone everything about you
Friend-“Hey do you know anything about Niall Horan?”
Directioner-“YEH I DO he was born 13th September 1993 in Mullingar in Ireland his birth time is 8:15 on a Monday morning he was part of one direction he’s also colour blind, he has natural brunette hair but he dyed it blonde when he was in the band, Do you wanna know about the rest of them??”
Friend-“No thanks, but how do you know all this?”
Directioner-“Oh I’m a directioner!”
We break the internet on accident (I guess) If you talk crap about any one of them you are risking your life. One direction is not just a band it’s a lifestyles for us we are constantly making jokes and normal person wouldn’t understand. And some of our moms say we need help(mine). Yet every single one of us are beautiful and very kind. One direction has secretly made a cult and we’re here for it. Tpwk- H
Insecure weirdo: one direction is trash they are all simps
Directioner: wHAt DiD yOu sAy?!?!?
the most fucking awesome people on the planet.
these girls (and guys) will stand by One Direction no matter what. even when the freakin zombie apocalypse comes.
some of them walk around town with their 5/5 follows and front row concert tickets and backstage passes, while most of them sit around all day in front of their computers wishing that they could go to a concert. oh, and fangirling. FANGIRLING
SOMETHING TO NOTE: do NOT mess with Directioners. they are a very dangerous species. just know that if you say one thing bad about 1D, they will track you down and possible kill you.
girl- "how come no one likes me?"
directioner- "bc you arent a directioner"
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