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The kind of ridiculous purchase you could make with 2007 banker bonuses.
After I got my bonus, I bought a thoroughbred and used him as a disposable racehorse. Raced him once at Pimlico and had him shot for no good reason.
"Sarah, I have to "dispose of a corpse", says Greg. "Go upstairs", says Sarah
The act of a female eating a guy's ass until he shits while he is also taking a piss. (Bonus points if either one of them puke)
My girl gave me the best garbage disposal I ever had yesterday. She got so deep, I shit instantly and she was puking while I was still finishing my piss. Man, what a Saturday night!!
The act of a female eating a guy's ass until he shits and while he is taking a piss. (Bonus points if either one of them puke)
My girl gave me the best garbage disposal I've ever had yesterday. I shit almost instantly and she was puking into the sink as I was still taking a piss. What a Saturday night!
(disposal crew) a Pyro maniac that burns people and buildings with a flamethrower for a price or because of mental sickness.
you need a disposal crew?
Welcome to the era of...
WOMEN ACTING LIKE MEN
Disposable Dick is bascially a penis that you smash and dash, use and abuse, hit and run. Dick that is not good enough for a relationship. But good enough to fuck .
Annie: You're new guy John is so cute you're so lucky
Bella: oh you can have him, he's disposable Dick
Annie: oh daddy yessssssssss
When a chick wraps her midsection with plastic wrap, takes a massive dump, lets it collect in the bag, then, before intercourse, takes a knife and unloads it on her partner's chest.
Depressed Guy: "......"
Friend: "Dude, why are you so sad?"
Depressed Guy: "My girlfriend gave me a filthy garbage disposal..."
Friend: "ZOMG!"