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A call that you make when on the drive to work or when on a long drive on the highway. Typically on a "drive call" you are really bored and have a default "drive call" buddy. In this call you are very likely to complain about your boss or your job or just about your life in general. Sometimes on this call you are talking about business deals that will never go through because the intent is really just a "drive call". It should also be noted that the "drive call" recipient can sometimes be someone that you would otherwise not call and in desperation of your long trip car boredom you will even call that one person that you really would rather watch desperate housewives in 90 degree weather than to have a conversation with that person. "Drive Calls" usually end abruptly and that is when the caller arrives to their destination.
Caller: Hey Yanky, sup?
Yanky: not much,
Caller: sup?
Yanky: nm, u bored or something?
Caller: yeah, on my way to work, jut placing a drive call. U know.
Yanky: o, got it.
Caller: sup?
Dukes: ur on ur way to work?
Caller: howd u know?
Dukes: we're drive call buddies.
Caller: sweet
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The act of driving while simultaneously listening to Drake. This act typically results in ending up at your ex's house while crying. Much like drinking and driving, sometimes your actions aren't controllable resulting in regret later on. Most common songs which cause Draking and driving are: Say Something, Doing It Wrong, Marvin's Room, & Best I Ever Had although there are numerous others. Don't confuse with R. Kelly cruising which is the act of listening to R. Kelly resulting in an unexpected sexual encounter with an ex, a friend, or a hooker.
Bob tuned into some Drake while he was getting fast food at 2am, but somehow ended up at his ex's house only to wake up to pain & regret the next morning and also remembering that his ex is a huge whore! Unfortunately this was a bad case of Draking and Driving!
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Using the sidewalk or opposite lane to navigate your vehicle through slow traffic. This involves blatant disregard for street laws and pedestrians, which often results in incrimination, vehicle damage, or death. Your insurance company would abandon you like a red-headed stepchild.
Enraged by the slow traffic, Mark decided to use a technique called VIP driving by veering onto the sidewalk and slamming on the accelerator.
When a woman is minding her own business and a man casually makes a sexist comment to her while he passes by.
Mary was the victim of a sexist drive-by. Earlier today, a man walked past her at a coffee shop and said, "Don't frown so much when you're reading or writing on a computer." Mary replied, "I'm writing a condolence letter."
Jake Paul trying to be funny so he doesn’t look like a little pussy
It’s called a drive by not a drive stay.
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Just like drinking and driving except you blast Drake's emotional music in your car and you end up at your ex's house without knowing it.
Friend: What the hell were you doing last night? I found this box of tissues in your car.
Me: I had to Drake and Drive last night. I ended up at Michelle's house crying my eyes out.
Friend: Damn...lol
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portable device for transporting and storing an entire porn collection
7 or more just like with stiff cock length the porn drive needs to be 7 or more gigs to hold one matroska compressed HD dvd porn disc
the more surface area the better for hard drive porn drive storage and boners. The more stiff boner surface area the more nerves for orgasm either naked at the computer or balls deep into a girl preferably her contraceptive ass.