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A drummer with two bass drums, no shirt and a bad attitude
Nasty-ass McDonalds employee: Sir, we're going to have to refuse to serve you unless you put on a shirt
Guitarist: Chill out, he's the drummer.
Nasty-ass mcdonalds employee: But policy clearly sta-
Metal drummer: WHAT THE FUCK POLICYFUCK ASS SHITTY RULEGODAMNITS-FPFFUCKING SHIRTS!!!!
Guitarist: See?! See what you did to him?!! Fuck the big mac, we're dining with the king tonight.
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When a male repeatedly slaps a females breast with his erect penis.
Jim, I heard you gave Samantha a drummer boy last night when you were having sex.
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1. an unstoppable need to play the drums.
2. a realization you come to after playing the drums for 6 years without missing a day of practice.
3. when you keep track of the days that you practice the drums.
4. when the drums start talking to you.
5. when people start knowing you by "that drummer kid".
6. when you sit in one spot every day all day playing the drums.
7. when instead of playing video games you play the drums and make sound effects.
8. Knowing that therapy isn't gonna help.
9. without the drums you cry or start throwing things.
10. when someone asks you to stop playing, you ignore them and keep going and hit their hands if they try to stop you.
"dude, you have a serious drummer's addiction."
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After a drummer is done with a session they keep drumming on anything they can find and keep playing the beats in their head over and over again
I felt that drummers high after that jam session this morning
When someone who plays the drums goes through a phase of not being able to play the particular instrument well, or not being able to write music.
Lack of Creativity
Lack of Motivation
similar to Writer's Block
"comon, lets play.. 1... 2... 3... 4...
Dude, I can't I have Drummers Block"
"I would go on the drums.. but I cant be bothered..
Hey - you've got Drummers Block"
When drummers and wannabe drummers absolutely cannot stop tapping surfaces or playing drumkits in your practice space, despite the fact that the rest of the band needs to sort something out, you've got a case of Drummer's Syndrome on your hands.
"Goddammit, there he goes again with his Drummer's Syndrome! Stop fucking playing, we need to tune!"
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When a drummer loves drumming so much, that he/she will tap on anything whenever and wherever he/she can. Drummer's who suffer from this often use their fingers to tap on inanimate objects - such as chairs, desks, and car seats - or in severe cases of boredom - other people. Friends and teachers are the people most affected by this unfortunate syndrome, due to it's constant intrusion into activities, and due to the fact that the tapping can be hideously, dreadfully, disturbingly, remarkably, and intensely annoying.
1. Dude, stop having Drummer's Syndrome and drumming on the desk. This is history class, not a concert.
2. Matt, if you don't stop having Drummer's Syndrome, I will glue your hands and feet to the table.
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