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One who displays actions of extreme drunken dumbassness and or bitch assness while inebriated, especially in such settings as a fraternity house.
Drunken dumbass-Allie Sargeant
Speaking gibberish or talking about shit that is either nonsensical, or non-understandable.
"William was speaking that drunken nonsense last night. He mentioned something about having a religious experience after fucking a mermaid."
A DRUNKEN DUTCHMAN refers to someone on the toilet who sings like David Bowie while having diarrhea.
"Where's Harry?" - "Listen closely - hear the singin'?" -"Oh my god, he's being a drunken Dutchman again, ain't he?"
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To inebriate oneself to the cusp of consciousness through over indulging in white wine and/or jaeger bombs, then waking up for work in the morning and calling in to say you’ll be late before vomiting on yourself and passing out in the shower, waking up on the bathroom floor, covered in sick, with the shower still running having missed the full days work!
-Mate why didn't you make it to the office this morning?
-I pulled a drunken-civican and didn't quite make it :-)
-What happened to John last night?
-Don't know but he had another drunken-civican moment this morning!
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a female who gets ballsy after a few cocktails
Kiki was crazy last night , she had huge drunken balls...
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An actual martial arts style that requires just the right amount of alcohol to work. Since alcohol numbs the nerves, it makes the martial artist feel less pain while opening up a can of whupass.
A kickass movie made by Jackie Chan. The fighting moves were later incorporated into a Tekken fighting game character named Lei Wu Long who, coincidentally, looks just like Jackie Chan.
A bunch of villains getting the shit beat out of them by a drunk guy. Now THAT's fucking hilarious. Drunken Master rules!
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A variation of the game Scrabble, but where players are drunk and instead of using real words they come up with their own word AND definition. Scoring is based upon group consensus on the creativity of the word and defintion.
We had downed many beers while playing Scrabble when we began having a hard time coming up with real words that were more than monosyllabic. We decided then to scrap the game and start a new one using our own words- drunken scrabble.
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