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Verbal Dyslexia

Verbal dyslexia is like having dyslexia, but speaking. Mostly happens when your anxious.

Me: *Says something that doesn't sound English*
You: Woah? What was that?
Me: Oh sorry. I have verbal dyslexia.

by HailzInSpace March 12, 2022


kinesio dyslexia

Moving backwards and/or moving in the opposite direction

That girl must have kinesio dyslexia; she does all the punches and kicks backwards.

by daffodils and dragons December 30, 2019


dancer dyslexia

The complete lack of ability to follow even the simplest dance combination.
---- Coined by Heidi

"Kick, turn, out, in, pivot step, fuck you!"
"Come on, the combination isn't that bad."
"To you maybe, but I have dancer dyslexia."

by Heidi_in_Cal June 26, 2014


Emoji dyslexia

A condition affecting early millennials. In the sub-generation that grew up without mobile phones. They understand what the emoji is but are unable to grasp its correct contextual usage - often leading to misunderstanding &/or confusion

He’s really cute but he suffers from emoji dyslexia and thinks 👉👌 means “right, okay

by Pablo Esco’boa June 1, 2024


[spatial] [dyslexia]

a condition often attributed to but not always caused by lack of sleep, in which the sufferer misplaces objects by substituting one item with another unconsciously, due to a short attention span and/or attempting too many tasks at once, resulting in confusion, consternation and at times deprivation until the item is found.

Throwing the full packet of cigarettes into the trash instead of the empty lighter you were intending to discard is a good example of spatial dyslexia.

by residenthedonist July 16, 2008


dyslexia pills

The feeling of being so high you can’t read or see. Another term for weed

my dyslexia pills are kicking in

by thicctoes27 June 24, 2020


Dyslexia phobic

My your firend calls u stupid or makes fun of ur dyslexia in a jokey way

First person :AHAHAH u spelled that wrong idiot
Second person :DYSLEXIA PHOBIC

by Xxits.paigexx April 29, 2023