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A condition affecting early millennials. In the sub-generation that grew up without mobile phones. They understand what the emoji is but are unable to grasp its correct contextual usage - often leading to misunderstanding &/or confusion
He’s really cute but he suffers from emoji dyslexia and thinks 👉👌 means “right, okay”
The condition of not being able to read the room correctly.
Truman: The shovel was still in my hand when Ned said, "Well, can't you just get another pet?"
Brent: Take him to a doctor, he sounds like he's suffering from social dyslexia.
a condition often attributed to but not always caused by lack of sleep, in which the sufferer misplaces objects by substituting one item with another unconsciously, due to a short attention span and/or attempting too many tasks at once, resulting in confusion, consternation and at times deprivation until the item is found.
Throwing the full packet of cigarettes into the trash instead of the empty lighter you were intending to discard is a good example of spatial dyslexia.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Case Studies 《Dyslexia》 And Research Papers (Perianal Abscesses) Is Artitifical Intelligence: The First Juvenile Release.
Verbal dyslexia is like having dyslexia, but speaking. Mostly happens when your anxious.
Me: *Says something that doesn't sound English*
You: Woah? What was that?
Me: Oh sorry. I have verbal dyslexia.
Condition of which you cannot read French
Charlie has French dyslexia
Something you get after a blowjob
(It’s a reading a writing disorder you get from sucking dick)
Hey Zoey, were u born with dyslexia?
No, I gave a blowjob and got it