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The resentful desire of another woman's bigger or more beautiful breasts. Commonly remarked upon when one female is caught glimpsing into another woman's bosom with a look of envy on her face.
The opposite should really be called reverse boob envy or small boobs envy.
- (whispering) "I so wish I had your boobs!"
- (snooty) "Boob envy? Why don't you get a boob job?"
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three words: best band ever.
their lyrics are intellegent and make you think and live they're amaizing.
"Hey, did you see Envy On The Coast at Warped Tour this year?"
"Yeah they're awesome!"
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Upon realizing that macs run shittier, have just as many viruses and are much more expensive than their pc counterparts, the mac user regrets wasting his money and wishes he was intelligent and got a pc instead.
Yeah your pc envy is kinda showing dude
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See Bianca by AGnumbnuts..
When everybody in work wants a bit of Bianca, wants to do the dirty to her but like mentioned she has plenty to go around..but not for any newbies!
David to Craig 'James has taken Bianca around back'
C 'Tell him hes dead if he hurts her'
D 'You really have Bianca envy '
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The jealousy expressed by an atheist who's not quite as famous, popular, or controversial as PZ Myers.
"<Unknown Atheist Blogger> felt some serious pz envy when she realized she didn't have enough followers to crash a poll."
Bob: Man, I only got one piece of hate mail last month, but Pharyngula mocked 42 letters this past week!
Jane: Oh, enough of your pz envy!
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Akin to "Penis envy" in Freudian psychoanalysis, Skyrim Envy refers to the theorized reaction of a girl, during her relationship development, to the realization that she cannot compete for her boyfriend's attention when it comes to Skyrim. This realization is considered a defining moment in the development of relationship preferences for women.
In contemporary culture, the term sometimes refers inexactly or metaphorically to women who are presumed to wish they were Skyrim.
Girl 1: "My boyfriend just got Skyrim... I haven't seen him in almost 6 days... I still love him, I just don't know what to do..."
Girl 2: "Leave him, I left my boyfriend when he got Skyrim and spared myself the trouble of competing with it. You just can't win."
Girl 1: "I just wish he would love me almost as much as he loves Skyrim..."
Girl 1 is suffering from a sub-stage of Skyrim Envy called Skyrim Denial (the stage in which the girl still thinks she can actually compete with Skyrim before she comes to the realization that she cannot).
Girl 2 realized that she could not compete with Skyrim.
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A bitter state of jealousy that comes about when spending way more time than should be allowed in a cafe or coffee shop and the following two conditions are met: (1) all of the seats near outlets are taken and (2) your laptop battery is low.
Lauren was suffering from outlet envy while loitering at Borders one Saturday night, as her laptop battery was at 13% and she could not get a seat near an outlet.