Anecdotal Evidence

Empirical evidence that somebody just doesn't want to look at.

Manray: "Is your name Patrick Star?"
Patrick: "Yes"
Manray: "...and is this your ID?"
Patrick: "Yes"
Manray: "Good, because I found this ID in this wallet, so if that's the case, this must be your wallet!"
Patrick: "But that's anecdotal evidence!"

no evidance i win

Used in serious debate to refute all arguments.

kinda op.

You - "You are sus"
Me - "No evidance i win"
You - *Btfo'd*

concret evidence

compelling body of information or proof (resistant to facetious, punny answers involving actual "concrete") that causes one to believe that something is true

I demand concret evidence, and you better not send me photos of concrete this time.

Whimpirical Evidence

The sort of evidence presented by a fickle person based on their hunch. The opposite of empirical evidence.

She only had whimpirical evidence why I shouldn't do it

evidating

a much needed verb version of evidence

where are you in your paragraph?
im evidating right now