Developurr

noun. The noise that someone in technology makes when they're right.

"I could hear the developurr as he showed me it was user error."

Fudgiplier

An adjuster you use when the real result is not the one you are looking for, or, when you don't have exact data but need an answer

"I applied the fudgiplier and realised that you owe me 5 days off in lieu."
"Use the fudgiplier to get the margin up on that sale."

Cock-on-the-Block

To show appropriate commitment; to put your money where your mouth is; to commit

"Are you saying we'll get this return on the investment. Are you prepared to put your cock-on-the-block here?"

Horrorscope

An adjective applied to a project where there are so many unknowns that you may as well consult the stars for an estimate or timeline

We don't know anything about this work; the requirements are really unclear but the project seems huge. It's a horrorscope project

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Whimpirical Evidence

The sort of evidence presented by a fickle person based on their hunch. The opposite of empirical evidence.

She only had whimpirical evidence why I shouldn't do it