fat

Being overly large or obese. Carrying too much weight for your frame. Girls who are fat usually have boyfriends who commit suicide or leave.

I hate being fat.

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fat

someone who eats loads of food then deniys it and takes extreme offence . Also they seem to think they are realy slim and bitch about other peoples weight

*three friends sit at a table in the cantine sharing a bar of candy girl 1 & 2 are realy slim but girl 3 is a bit on the porker side and eats the last square of candy*

girl1:oi ,ya porker that was the last piece
girl3:what evs you cant talk flabby mc flabbers, i did you a favour eating that or you would have gotten fatter!
girl2:thats realy out of order..
girl:and you cant shut the fuck up to , as long as two are happy being fat than thats fine but i have to keep trim.

*and with that walks (wobbles) off*

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fat

What people are called, who contract the Adenovirus-36 Virus, and develop a higher than healthy weight.
In a study (published in 2002) Adenovirus-36 was injected into monkeys, and caused dramatic weight gains. When fat cells are exposed to AD-36, they begin to multiply. In some animals the virus causes fat cells to rapidly triple. In an analysis of 1000 people, those found with AD-36 antibodies, a sign of infection, were far more likely to be overweight. The virus is released by mites, and it can also cause colds - which is exactly WHY most humans instintivly FEAR fat people, and treat them with cruely to drive them away. (Though - these very same people would be ashamed to be caught treating other sick people this way: Flu suffers, people with cancer - both caused by viruses.)
Cruelty to "fat" people is concidered a form of "culturaly santioned cruelty", very similar to stoning (as in, torturing to death with rocks - not "getting high" with marijuana ;-) lepers to death, a "sport" enjoyed back in biblical times. It takes an unusually strong, indivadual with the strength of character to stand up, defy the common herd, and think for their self. Very few animals are this inteligent.

She's fat - trip her, and run! - Ha Ha!
He's fat! Ha Ha ! Let's throw rocks at him!

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fat

what you would like to call sharmas mom
she weighs more they your average farm animal
her hair look like pube hair (but blonde)
if you make her angry then she might chase you and trip you and then she feasts on you

"dude sharmas fat ass mom was mad at me because i said anorexic people are AWESOME! so she chased me then ate me"

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fat

over wieght ... and/or obese ... and most likely ugly

ex.
Turnbow & Norquist (aka Santa Clause)
are HUGE or fat..no wait they are HUGEEEE

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fat

Someone who can eat a bag of snikers in less than one minute
**Also See Susan Coon**

person1: Dude.. she just ate all my snikers
Person2: wow.. shes fat

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fat

(to fat, verb)
A sexual act in which an immsensly obsese person has butter melted on him/her, followed by his/her partner rolling on his/her obese partner's belly, whilst grabbing and slapping his/her flab as much as possible.

Quentin was fatted last night.

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