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my mate flip flopped up the stairs the other night and bust his lip haha
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The mound of pussy between a ladies leg
Tracy's flip flop smells like almond
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Extremely dry. Lacking any moisture.
The chicken I ate from that Japanese restaurant was drier than Gandhi's flip-flop and made me choke.
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Obviously, when you get a flip-flop tan on your fuckin' foot.
Be proud, like a boss!
Today, I came back home, and I realized a fuckin' flip-flop tan line on my foot. Fuck yeah!
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two gay men having anal sex with one another during the same sexual encounter, in which they both take turns being 'top' and 'bottom' with eachother, before cumming.
this is not to be confused with being 'versitile', because versitile men can top or bottom depending on their mood. if they do both in the same night, with the same partner, and the partner is doing the same with him, that is a flip flop.
"i flip flopped with that guy for hours, until we both came on eachother! i love flip flop sex"
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A girl or woman who wears flip flops to any occasion, whether formal or informal. She'll wear them with a nice dress looking like a hoe who lost her high heels. She will turn up to her first date wearing a red pair of hawaiian flip flops, a t shirt and shorts looking like a 25 dollar cheap whore.
Flip flops are for the beach not first dates you stupid flip flop queen!
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The bending of the laws of physics when you try to plug in a USB, it doesn't fit, you flip it, it doesn't work, and you have to flip it a third time. Possible explanation: all USB devices exist in a four-dimensional plane.
Guy 1: Can you plug in my phone?
Guy 2: Sure!
Guy 1: ...
Guy 1: What's taking so long...?
Guy 2: Sorry, I'm doing the USB Flip Flop.