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A slut who changes schools, because at her previous school she was a huge whore. Tries to start over new and fresh, but everyone soon discovers she's still a skank, and a Dixie Floater
"yo you see the hot new girl from Adrian?"
"Yeah that broad is a Dixie Floater, stay clear Jimmy."
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Broad floater is a term that is used at a predominantly male gathering (watching a sports game, playing poker, etc.) where pizza is being ordered. Naturally, each male orders his own medium or large pizza with his choice of topping (usually meat-based) to prove his manliness to his peers. To satisfy the women and to avoid nagging equality/sexism comments, a couple of broad floaters are ordered. The typical broad floater includes feminine toppings such as feta cheese and spinach. Tip: Broads love whole wheat.
"Pass a slice of the broad floater and a Diet Decaf Pepsi to Jessica"
"Order three broad floaters today, we have a lot of broads."
"Tell her to stop trying to eat my pizza, the broad floater is across the room."
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A condom, used for anal sex, left floating in the toilet. (Belgian, as in waffles (textured/ribbed condoms), or chocolate).
I went to use the bathroom, and found this Belgian Floater in the toilet! Gross!!
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floater's are the items off food that someone has left when taking a drink out of the bottle.
How left the floater's in the bottle?
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heavy rain that causes the turds of various animals to float out of your yard.
Yo dog, dat rain last night was a real turd floater!
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when one's aggressive ass-wiping causes him or her to forcefully strike the chocolaty log within the toilet bowl.
i was taking a behemoth dump on my break before i looked at my phone and saw that i had only one minute 'til punch in time. i was wiping so aggressively/quickly that i, accidentally, knucklebumped a floater.
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A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser
Dennis holds the world record for the dropping the most Shoney Floaters in a 24 hour time frame.
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