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fget foof

To go get food.. To retrieve food. I's jussa really wantsaa some food!

"Imma fget foof. brbr"
"Let's go fget some foof beybi!"

by Jenny Hill August 12, 2007

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Foof a' La Phat

Used when your extremely impressed by something! Said with emphasis!!

"i've just made you a sandwich"

"FOOF A' LA PHAT MUSH!"

by luke whiting August 8, 2008

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Snaggle foof

Like the snaggle tooth, this is a take on a rather disorganised and untidy trimming of the vulva/vaginal variety.
With varying degrees of pubic growth.

Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40, who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.

Rather alike to a friar tuck hair do, on occasion.

“Darling, would you mind awfully trimming my lady garden? Only I cannot see to tidy her and it’s terribly snaggle foofed downstairs.”

Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way

by zosieposiepuddingandpie July 17, 2024


Snaggle foof

A rather disorganised and untidy trimming of the vulva/vaginal variety. With varying degrees of pubic growth.

Typical in overweight ladies over the age of 40 who cannot visualise the area needing pruning.

Similar to a friar tuck hair do on occasion.

“Darling, would you mind awfully trimming my lady garden, only I cannot see to tidy her and she’s terribly snaggle-foofed downstairs.”

Gone are the days of a Brazilian or a vajazzled landing pad. It’s a snaggle foof all the way.

by zosieposiepuddingandpie July 17, 2024


Foof-head

adj. (American *fluff*, slang foof. "Fluff in the brains"; not thinking straight) : chiding term for awesome people who are slacking. Usually used for absentminded close friends and loved ones.
n. : Someone who is foof-headed.

"He is being quite foof-headed today."
"Stop that, you foof-head."

by ZizzleFizzy November 26, 2012


Foofing

Noun. Kidding or joking.

I’m just foofing with you.

by Jo. Ella May 18, 2024


Foof n poof

Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.

May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.

Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies”

by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018