Footballer

verb, 'to football'.

Instead of spitting on a lover's anal entrance to provide natural lubrication, a footballer is putting one finger on one's nose to block one nostril whilst violently blowing through the other nostril thus using nasal mucus instead.

noun, 'Footballer'

The completed act of footballing.

I needed to ram my cock up her Gary and happened to have a touch of swine 'flu so I footballed her and then slid in with relative ease.

I did a footballer to ease the process of exploring her poo cave.

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football

American Football: A game where multiple people slam into each other and get brain injuries because they want to get a ball across a 360 ft. (109.1 Meter) field. America is literally the only country who calls this definition football. America has a tournament every year that makes half of the country turn on the TV

Literally Any other country's Football: A game where you run up and down a field to kick a ball into a net. You cannot use your hands in this game. Every country but America calls this football. America calls this "Soccer".

Football is a great game.

Football

A ball used in the sport of football, NOT A FRUIT!

I love to play with the football Dad!

football

When somebody reffers to the term what do you do to a football and then somebody replies kick it and then you remove or disconnect someone from a call

Mal: Remember when you were tryna move to jackie

Bazi: Ariyaan football
Ariyaan: Okay wait
Ariyaan: why i actually liked this guy

football

football. football, isn’t just a sport it’s a commitment. my love for football goes past the moon.

i love football

Football

The word that has created a war between America,Asia,Australia vs Europe

Person 1: Hey let's play football

Person 2: Ok *Gets out American football*
Person 1: I said football dumbfuck!
Person 2: Oh you mean Soccer?
Person 1: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME!!??
Person 2: Soccer???
Person 1: *Knocks out American football fan *

football

a blood sport that Americans love so much that they often wear war-paint to view

my son is in coma because he got tackled too hard during a game of football