Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...

"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."

play some footy

I get no bitches

I’m depressed going go play some footy

Footy Colours Day

A day celebrated any day in September representing the positivity of cancer's many health benefits. An Australian tradition represented by the wearing of footy jerseys and consumption of footy food, namely, meat pies (only meatpies). The blackness of the minced meat inside of a meatpie represents the cancer victim's depressing life and multiplication of chemotherapy cum flavoured vape corrupting their lung's arteries. The silky texture of the very sexy footy jerseys represents the slipperiness of Luca's bald head.

Bill: Are you excited for Footy Colours Day? I know I'm cumming at the mere thought of such a hot event.

Xyz: FOOOOOOOTTTTYYYYYYYY
Bill: I hate the niggers

Good Footy

Top tier content. See: Jsiga.

Jsig: "Cheers, Dazza"
Goat Big: "Fuarrr thats good footy"/

footy snot

Verb. To use one's finger to pinch one nostril closed, whilst simultaneously blowing snot (nasal mucus) out of the open nostril onto the field. Used to clear the nasal passages to assist with better breathing/airflow. A practice commonly used by AFL (Australian Football League) players, but not exclusive to the sport.

Fan 1: Ha ha did you see what Greene did?
Fan 2: No? Did he attempt a mark with studs up again?
Fan 1: He did a footy snot but it landed on his guernsey.