Fork

When you shove a fork down your throat

Stacy: hey bob what are you doing?
Bob:I’m shoving a fork down my throat

Stacy:so your forking yourself

Bob:yes I am
Stacy:I’m gonna fork myself too

Fork

A great hairbrush

the fork made your hair so good

Fork

An alternative to fuck. Used in locations such as the workplace where outright swearing is not acceptable.

This computer system is forked.

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fork

There is no fork either. See spoon

See this fork? It's not there, there is no fork you dumbass.

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fork it

having sexual relations with someone; alternative to the phrase, "fuck it"; to terminate something; replacing a fork to eat with when a spoon would usually be used but is unavailable.

"Dude, me and Jenny are totally gonna fork it tonight."

"Fork it, man! I'll never get the homework done in time!"

"Damn, my dog's dying. I think the vet is gonna have to fork it..."

"Hey, we're out of spoons. How are we gonna eat the pudding?" "Just fork it!"

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fork

another word that says 'fuck' in a euphemistic way.

fork you bitch! fork you asshole! I am out.
(These two say the Pixies suck moose dick... can ya even believe it?!)

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Forking

To be confused or to be struggling with a binary choice.

"You're really forking me here prof, I mean I can't decide if I align with procedural or substantive theory" *wipes forehead*

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