not quite porn

Porn, but not quite.

Guy 1: Hey, that's porn!
Guy 2: No, not quite. Asshat.

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bunny

Small, fuzzy rodent. Mostly black, white or brown, sometimes green. Highly aggressive.

"C'mon, pat the bunny!" 'Aaaargh! It bit my finger off!'

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fork

There is no fork either. See spoon

See this fork? It's not there, there is no fork you dumbass.

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jelus

Jealous in shorthand/1337/whatever. See jealous.

<Guy1> woohoo I just found a bag of money!
<Guy2> bastard
<Guy1> ooh you = jelus

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Aztec Warrior

Male person running around wearing nothing but some eagle or jaguar mask and swinging a lenght of wood with sharp pieces of obsidian in it.
No wonder the spanish beat the crap out of them.

Aztec Warrior: "Die Spanish pig!"
Spanish soldier: *BLAM* (kills aztec warrior dead)

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motherland

The one thing Communists fight for. See Russia.

Russian soldier: FOR THE MOTHERLAAAAAAAND! (in russian of course)

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lombardi'd

Referencing an indefinite amount of time, often using soon. In a typical 'lombardi', soon references a timeframe ranging from a couple of days to more than a year.

Derived from the name of Valve Software's Director of Marketing, Doug Lombardi, whose definition of "soon" seemed to stretch several centuries.

Doug Lombardi: It will be released soon.
Unsuspecting gamers: Yay!
*a long time passes*
Unsuspecting gamers: Still nothing? Ohnoes, we've been lombardi'd!

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