The one thing Communists fight for. See Russia.
Russian soldier: FOR THE MOTHERLAAAAAAAND! (in russian of course)
Guy 1: Hey, that's porn!
Guy 2: No, not quite. Asshat.
There is no fork either. See spoon
See this fork? It's not there, there is no fork you dumbass.
Small, fuzzy rodent. Mostly black, white or brown, sometimes green. Highly aggressive.
"C'mon, pat the bunny!" 'Aaaargh! It bit my finger off!'
Jealous in shorthand/1337/whatever. See jealous.
<Guy1> woohoo I just found a bag of money!
<Guy2> bastard
<Guy1> ooh you = jelus
Male person running around wearing nothing but some eagle or jaguar mask and swinging a lenght of wood with sharp pieces of obsidian in it.
No wonder the spanish beat the crap out of them.
Aztec Warrior: "Die Spanish pig!"
Spanish soldier: *BLAM* (kills aztec warrior dead)
Referencing an indefinite amount of time, often using soon. In a typical 'lombardi', soon references a timeframe ranging from a couple of days to more than a year.
Derived from the name of Valve Software's Director of Marketing, Doug Lombardi, whose definition of "soon" seemed to stretch several centuries.
Doug Lombardi: It will be released soon.
Unsuspecting gamers: Yay!
*a long time passes*
Unsuspecting gamers: Still nothing? Ohnoes, we've been lombardi'd!