fucking

adj. - Placed before anything to emphasize the fact that you are mad or you are an 8 year old who thinks its cool to cuss in every sentence.

verb - Another way of saying you are having sex.

adj. - "Hey Tyrone pass me my fucking water."
verb - "I'm going to stop fucking my cat because it really hurts.

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fuck

sex

hey lets fuck tonite! it'll be fun!

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fuck

the word said when your phone is on 1%

"hey dude wanna play PUBG mobile?" "sure just lemme check my phone perce..." "ahh dude?" "FUCK!"

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fucked

1) To have had sex in the past tense
2) To be doomed to misery in the near future
3) Describing someone who is totally and utterly drunk and/or completely under the influence of one or more drugs beyond the point of comprehension, rationality and all response. They may be puking everywhere and/or behaving abnormally, influenced by whatever's in their body. 'Fucked' is not usually referred to as a pleasant experience.

1) "Dude, Sam fucked Kay last night!!"
2) "Aaagh! Somebody called the cops! We're totally fucked!!"
3) "Dude, he is so completely fucked he doesn't even know what's going on. Help me get him to bed."

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Fucking

1. The act of sexual intercourse. Really, "fucking" is the only non-clinical word that translates to "to have sex with".
2. A rather profane intensifier, and a rather intense one at that.
3. A town Austria whose sign routinely disappears, possibly due to its unusual name. The name in question rhymes with rhymes with "booking" and not with "clucking".

I'm fucking my girlfriend really fucking hard in Fucking, Austria.

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the fuck

A modifier used to intensify a command. Slightly more powerful than "your ass." Appending "bitch" onto the end of the sentence further strengthens the emphasis as well as the condescending power.

From most polite to most offensive/aggressive:
"Please sit down if you would be so kind."
"Sit down, please."
"Sit down."
"Sit your ass down!"
"Sit the fuck down!"
"Sit the fuck down, bitch!"

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fuckness

1. an expression of pain or agony.
2. a good word to yell out when something bad happens.

FUCKNESS! i stubbed my toe god damnitt!

O fuckness! we have another math test today!?!?

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