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Gaper Gates

Gaper Gates are swarms of rookie skiiers which clog narrow parts of the ski runs, usually toward the end of the day when everyone is getting off the mountain. Mostly annoying, they can be fun to slalom as you pass through.

At the base of Lion's Head in Vail on BornFree, I linked 12 turns around the gaper gates!

by offpistol January 17, 2009

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gaper's block

When an anal queen and experienced gaper can't seem to relax and let her butthole dilate.

Man it was a long day at work today. Dana was having gaper's block for some reason. It took nearly the entire shoot for her to finally gape.

by Jack Tenrec March 28, 2016

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Gaper Bingzoid

Born on planet Goobie Woobie and said to be the most powerful being in the universe. His powers go beyond the realms of man. The highest midichlorian count, even higher than that of Master Yoda.

'All hail Gaper Bingzoid'
'Darth Mr Denmark, your powers are no match for me; Master Gaper Bingzoid'

by WisconsinJoe December 3, 2024


Big Gaper

One Who gapes Big

"have you met that seb guy?" "Yeah I heard that guys a big Gaper"

by SuckPigShawn December 26, 2024


anal gaper

A guy that has an unhealthy obsession with turtlenecks who enjoys playing DnD and being cynical.

OMG Nathan that turtleneck makes you look like such an anal gaper.

by chunymunkeysexymuffin March 14, 2016


Tales of a Gaper

The soon to be released novel that chronicles the story of a Whale and a Mouse that prove their love to one another through gaping.

Have you read “Tales of a Gaper” yet? It changed my life.

by Lrfbb July 28, 2021


Alligaper(Alli-gaper)

A Woman who tries to trap people(s), aka "prey item(s)", into making bad decision(s) or committing illegal/felonious act(s) which, typically have detrimental effect(s) on the life of the "prey item(s)". She's especially good at abusing the desire(s) and temptation(s) of the flesh.

There was an Alligaper(Alli-gaper) at the club I bounce for last night that tried to trap a guy into buying drugs from a part of town where people are known to get robbed. I bounced that Alligaper's @$$ right out of the club.

by Aphiteth, Lord of Light December 25, 2021