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A wimp who has a medically fascinating small penis (the size of a tic-tac). Tries to hit on girls, but they keep friendzoning him
Often also defined as a ''Shamarkus''.
"Hey did you see Shamarkus?"
"Yeah, he's a gaylord faggot"
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A total douchebag named Tim from the OC (the real one) who frequently does drugs, frequents prisons, and throws away his life. Has been known to have freaky sex on Matt's coffee table. Warning: Ass cheeks may be visible during coffee table coitus.
"Damn it Adrian, you didnt really invite Captain Gaylord to Europe with us did you?"
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Joshua Philip Cao
Also known as the gayest queef EVER.
He's known to be found in some random ass state that no one cares about, constantly googling himself. He tries to make up for the fact that his penis is smaller then the egg rolls that he LOVES, by randomly calling girls stupid sluts. He THINKS he's a 'player' because he says he LOVES whatever girl he's currently with, then he'll call random whores and talk for three hours.
Has AMAZING hair.
OMG! That guy is SUCH a Gaylord of the Queefs!
Ewww, look at the new kid, he's a total Gaylord of the Queefs
THANK GOD! The Gaylord of the Queefs moved to Michigan!
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A term of endearment but with a homophobic nature.
What you been up to, Gaylord Perry?
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the term used by any sane person who has heard of the craptastic band they might be giants. im fairly sure the two singer people are gay for each other. your mother.
wierdo retard: i was listening to they might be giants last night!
sane person: who the frick listens to they might be gaylords??! arse face. *kicks wierdo retard*
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The name given to a certain entity (i.e. myself) who owns large amounts of property.
My own collection of property icludes The Baron, The Dead Sea and The Roman Playboys.
Optimus Gaylord is ME and owns stuff, bitches.
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An Omega Gaylord is someone who is a collection of various fruits and gayness. Someone who is gay everytime they see someone therye a doush and or dick. Omega Gaylord isnt a real gay person just someone we would call a fag.
Kanye: Hey mikey whats up?
Mikey: Fuck you! Ass Face!
Kanye: Your an Omega Gaylord!
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