moist geese

wet pussy

last night my girl had moist geese

release the geese

An exclamation to signify a wild-goose chase (a pursuit of something unattainable or non-existent) involving many people has begun.

Often heard on money-saving or bargain-hunting forums, such as HotUKDeals or MoneySavingExpert, following a post about a bargain that other forumites will stuggle to find, but will search for nevertheless.

OP: Some branches of Tesco are selling the latest Call Of Duty game for £5.00!

Poster1: I will check after work
Poster2: Not at my local - they never have good deals
Poster3: Some greedy t*** bought all of them at mine!
Poster4: RELEASE THE GEESE!

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Grilling The Geese

a phrase that refers to the act of having sex

chris-"hey so what did you do last night"

mike-"met a chick, and we started grilling the geese."

chris-"i say my good man, tell me she wasnt an ysabel jones samsonite romanov."

mike-"nein"

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ginney geese

What Italian-Americans call seagulls.

Musclebrain pointed at the flock of seagulls and said 'look at all those ginney geese'.

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geese

Don Geese the master of the 19" used to dent numerous vehicles hoods

"do you see that Don? It would tear you apart!"

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house geese

Very expensive, large instrument used for rectal pleasure.

Why split my logs I can just sell them and pay off my house geese...

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“This is not the hour for silly geese”

A polite and less harsh way of saying, “this is not the time to be silly.”

And/Or: “you are acting inappropriately.”

Jason gossiped and laughed in class while another student was doing a presentation. The teacher reprimanded Jason, telling him “This is not the hour for silly geese”
“Quiet down and pay attention.”