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THE BEST INSTAGRAM PARXIE GROUP CHAT EVER!! I LOVE U GUYS SO MUCH <33 - mr blue cheese
geoffs grillhouse best parxie gc
During the Process of Geofffing, the person who is giving Oral also plays with your bobble sack.
This guy I know gave me the best Geofffing that I've ever experienced.
When you’re on a boat and the frequency of the waves perfectly synchronises with your heartbeat causing a freak wave in your digestive tract - ultimately forcing you to abandon all humility and evacuate your bowels into any nearby receptacle (for example a bucket) irrespective of witnesses.
I thought I was going to make it into the harbour, but within barely thirty seconds a turtle head turned into a cloth toucher and I had to pull a Salty Geoff in front of my wife and her two best friends. It was only as I was leaning overboard rinsing the evidence away in the salty water that I realised what I had done and vowed instead to burn the bucket and never speak of the moment again.
When a player smashes a shot at the post on Rocket League, usually because a ball chasing team mate blocked what would've otherwise been a perfect shot
Scotty: He's hit the Lynn and Geoff!
Thornberry: Meeerrr, fuck's sake Chubba. Every time, EVERY TIME!
A Government official who was the execution target of one Al Shizaba and his notorious terrorist gang. However other than that one specific occasion he is quite a bore, he may have poked Francesco Shontally in the eye that one time but he really isn't all that interesting.
That Geoff Collins guy is such a drag.
A moist geoff is something that occurs when a male is sexually aroused in the work place, leaving an uncomfortable 'sticky end'.
Fuck me, have you seen Lucy's slutty white dress, gave me a right moist geoff that did.
A fantabulous human with many skills. He is a very important human. If you ever get hold of a geoff its probably lucky cause there is only one of him.
He can put a smile on any llamas face.
Treasure your GEOFF.
Geoff is great friends with everyone and has great friends.
Leandro is his friend and together they will take over america.
Most geoffs live in Australia though.