parxie

Slang for a loser virgin :-)

You see that nerd? Definitely a Parxie

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parxie

someone who wants to eat awsten knights arms

you see that parxie? yeah they want to eat awsten knights arms

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parxie

filthy virgin

You see that parxie over there they’re a filthy virgin.

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Parxie

A Parxie is a fan of the band 'Waterparks' who wants to show their appreciation for the boys and just loves their music.

See them over there? They're a Parxie because of their waterparks hoodie.

hand parxie

someone who literally is obsessed with anyone from the band waterparks hands /lh

'they must be a hand parxie'
'wdym'
*in background* AWSTENS HANFS

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Lettuce parxie

lettuce parxies are cutie pies that listen to waterparks, have green hair, and are way too nice for their own good

OH FUCK look at that lettuce parxie. So cool. So cool.

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