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A person at the highest level of the autistic spectrum who has an insatiable desire for attention. He usually spouts unintelligible nonsense and conspiracy theories before completely breaking down.
"What's wrong with your son?" "He is Glenn Beck." "Oh I'm sorry."
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Sadly, Glenn has become a synonym for "What is a Clown?"Born in Mount Vernon, Washington, State, Received the Key to the city in 2009. Needs a real Life, Has hood winked a lot of people, Seems to be anti-semantic. Many have correctly identified him as a person we can ignore.
Glenn Beck recently made at comment about George Soros and the Jewish INTERMENT.
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Synonymous with the slang term "Smelly Douche Bag."
Jesus Christ again? What a Glenn Beck.
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The Pee-Wee Herman of news punditry. A goofball extraordinaire who defies conventional wisdom by maintaining a loyal audience.
Caller: I'm asking you a logical question!
Glenn Beck: I'm giving you a logical answer!
Caller: You don't have logic!
Glenn Beck: You're right.
Caller: Where's your logic? What would you do? I'm asking you, "What would you do to change this healthcare system for the better?" After all, everytime you people bring up cost, you don't care about the trillions of dollars going to the banks and all the credit card companies...
Glenn Beck: Cathy, GET OFF MY PHONE!!! GET OFF MY PHONE YOU LITTLE PINHEAD!!! I DON'T CARE!!! YOU PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE TRILLIONS!!! GET OFF MY PHONE!!! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND TODAY!!!!
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According to the ancient myths and legends, Glenn Beck was "created" from a giant turd farted out of the disease infected ass of Rush Limbaugh, which was then fertilized and nurtured for six days and six nights by Ann Coulter, who subsequently gave birth to the end result.
Stats: Glenn Beck is roughly humanoid in appearance, comprising 80% feces, 10% grain alcohol, 5% hot air, 4% unidentifiable matter and 1% human skin.
It feeds on liquor, various drugs, hatred and media attention.
It's primary habitat is currently the Fox News studios in New York City.
Glenn Beck's political beliefs are an extremely demented and warped version of Right-Wing Conservativism, coupled with an even more demented and warped version of Christianity.
Glenn Beck is known for spouting an endless stream of lies, distortions, half-truths, propaganda, false claims, made-up facts, treasonous banter, harmful advice, and good-old-American-bullshit.
Glenn Beck seems to host what outwardly appears to be a cable news program, but is in reality a paid political shill factory with zero journalistic qualities. Glenn Beck is also accompanied by several other of these "Fox Newscasters," all of of whom have never attended any type of journalism academy or have received degrees in said subject.
What to do if you encounter Glenn beck:
Your best hope is to toss him a bottle of cheap scotch, run in the opposite direction and hope for the best!
Not satisfied with having a cable "news" show, Glenn Beck must also spout his banter on a syndicated radio program as well.
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A over paid, non-educated, raging alcoholic, pill popping Latter-day Saint. He speaks, cries and broadcasts lies, mis-facts and is trying to impress the misguided right wing in the US. Guess if he believes in the Mormon Church, he believes the lies that pour from his mouth.
A: Uh-oh, Mormon missionaries, run!
B: Why? They are cute!!
A: They will Glenn Beck your ass.
B: RUN!
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A Glenn Beck is when you get a little bit of shit between
your two front teeth.
"Gross, man. You got a Glenn Beck between your two front
teeth. Hold still Ill get it out"
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