Google is the biggest spy organization in the world.
1. Last night I saw many people having sex through house windows while I was using Google earth.
2. Google monitors or caches everything it can find on the internet. More recently it has ventured 'out-of-the-matrix' into the real world to collect data using advanced satellites and caches that data.
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A social networking site developed by Google that aims to copy every single other social networking site out there. Anyone who actually likes Google+ is the equivalent of that retard in college who still didn't have a phone.
I can't even bring myself to talk about this piece of shit. Google+ is an absolute joke.
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to have your business model completely evaporate because Google decides to launch a free service that does exactly the same thing
"dude, why so glum?"
"well, i used to work for this cool internet startup, we had some great technology, and I was hoping to send my kids to college with my share options"
"what happened?!"
"we got googled..."
"mutherf*ckers!"
"hey, at least they're not evil..."
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Google+ is a social networking and identity service that is owned and operated by Google, and also fucked Youtube's comment system in the ass.
John: Hey dude, did you check out the new Youtube?
Richard: Yeah, Google+ and Youtube mixed, it sucks balls, man.
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government owned operated global learning expiriment
Google is a government owned operated global learning expiriment
The act of putting googley eyes on various things such as; paintings, statues, etc.
My friend and I went statue googleing when we got bored.
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When you can not answer a complicated question
Ann:Susie how long does it take for the earth to orbit the sun.
Susie: That goes way back, how am I supposed to know google it
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