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Google

Google is the biggest spy organization in the world.

1. Last night I saw many people having sex through house windows while I was using Google earth.

2. Google monitors or caches everything it can find on the internet. More recently it has ventured 'out-of-the-matrix' into the real world to collect data using advanced satellites and caches that data.

by BBangas March 10, 2009

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Google+

A social networking site developed by Google that aims to copy every single other social networking site out there. Anyone who actually likes Google+ is the equivalent of that retard in college who still didn't have a phone.

I can't even bring myself to talk about this piece of shit. Google+ is an absolute joke.

by Mr Garbell! May 24, 2016

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googled

to have your business model completely evaporate because Google decides to launch a free service that does exactly the same thing

"dude, why so glum?"
"well, i used to work for this cool internet startup, we had some great technology, and I was hoping to send my kids to college with my share options"
"what happened?!"
"we got googled..."
"mutherf*ckers!"
"hey, at least they're not evil..."

by neologo May 14, 2010

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Google+

Google+ is a social networking and identity service that is owned and operated by Google, and also fucked Youtube's comment system in the ass.

John: Hey dude, did you check out the new Youtube?
Richard: Yeah, Google+ and Youtube mixed, it sucks balls, man.

by The Silly Gentleman April 9, 2014

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Google

government owned operated global learning expiriment

Google is a government owned operated global learning expiriment

by patmcb March 31, 2017


Googleing

The act of putting googley eyes on various things such as; paintings, statues, etc.

My friend and I went statue googleing when we got bored.

by Opie2011 October 9, 2010

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Google It

When you can not answer a complicated question

Ann:Susie how long does it take for the earth to orbit the sun.
Susie: That goes way back, how am I supposed to know google it

by Gardner9876 February 23, 2013

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