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the cutest thing to ever exist and if you are reading this and you dont have one get one
The world's cutest animal ever! nothing can ever be cuter
person: man I want a pet
guinea pigs: *is alive*
The cutest thing you could possibly find let me tell u something. DO NOT EAT. If u eat u have no more companion. Let me spit some real facts now. They live from 6 to 7 years and possibly 10 at most
They love food and u if u give them food. They like loads of stuff, mostly food though they even have their own word for food, WEEK
Week week I'm a pig give me food now
I am not the food for you though u get food for me guinea pig
My name is peeg I littol guy
My ear go flop I know not why
My floof is big cuz full of love
But not all floof is mostly chub
Term used to describe an attractive member of the opposite sex due to the noise of approval sounding quite similar to the call of the guinea pig.
*Attractive female appears*
"Guinea pig, 5 o'clock".
Stealth checking out confirmed and target thinks you just like guinea pigs.
A large, unattractive Italian female
There's a ton of guinea pigs hanging around the Jersey Shore.
Unsuspecting person: I want a pet!
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...