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Take a recently excised colon of a Hamtramck resident, (which has a historically high percentage of Poles), and stuff this colon with the usual goodies of the Scottish dish.
"You really screwed up that deal: you're going to have to eat the Hamtramck haggis for that one..."
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The most disgusting variation of "dousche bag". It's a person that is rude, fat, smells bad, stupid, and for some reason is as arrogant as hell and ruins the day of any person that comes within a few feet of them whether it's their rudeness or horrible body odor.
That ass clown is just a huge pile of douche haggis.
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Haggis, potatoes and turnip
Burns supper food
1 : What's for dinner
2 : Haggis tatties and neeps
An old woman who keeps her sons away from people, because she's jealous that she doesn't have her youth anymore.
In her attempt to be young and hot again, she applies cheap looking smeared whore makeup.
She doesn't favor 'jail bait.' And wants to coop up her children of ever being around good looking people.
Person 1: "Dude! his mom totally broke my wheels!" Person 2: "WHAT A JEALOUS OLD HAGGY BITCH!"
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Slang term for when a kilt-donning man ejaculates on a woman's chest and tops it with a fresh shit then stands up to unveil the masterpiece.
After returning home from a long night at the Highland Fling, Aleck squatted down and served his lady up a steaming-hot helping of Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties.
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Term used for the unwashed genitalia of a Scottish female.
Fern has such a haggis fanny, she needs a wash.
The lowest point your wood settles at. Some people want it lower, but it's too popular and that just seems to be stuck there untill someone pokes it.
Did you see how low that Homu went?
It's fine, it's Thick and bounce back to the Haggis Bottom by noon.