A party trick involving exposing only the nutsack which looks like a piece of gum rolled in hair (assuming one does not shave his nuts).
Hey man, look! I got some hairy gum stuck to my pants!
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A vagina that has never been trimmed or just an overgrown messy mass of pubic hair.
I was going down on this eskimo bitch and when i pulled her undies off this HAIRY WOOF popped out! I felt like moses parting the red sea to find her pussy lips.
I was drunk when I met this girl and when we got naked she had a HAIRY WOOF that looked like buckwheat in a leglock!!
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when you put your bare ass on some poor bastards head and fart....not a pleasent thing
Joe: damn you just got a hairy musket
kyle: Im gonna go kill myself
Joe:ok
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-comes in the form of PETER KIM
-erotic counterpart of harry potter
-writes erotic novels
-spills anal aliens on his pants
-an anal strategist who enjoys, and quote, "anal gallivantings"
-a backdoor matadore at his best
you're a lovely boy, hairy petter.
Someone who is obsessed with the Harry Potter book/movie series . Also know as a book boy.
Emily:"Gabe is such a hairy nerd"
Makaela:"Yeah that makes him a book boy.
1) a kumquat that is hairy
2) a lump-shaped person with disproportionally long arms
3) a type of finch
Girl 1: Danggggg, that new guy is a real hairy kumquat.
Girl 2: I dated a hairy kumquat named Josiah back in the day. It was magnificent, highly recommend.
a vagina with excessive pubic hair
shes got a right hairy Mott