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When going to the bathroom and you want be certain not to lose your phone. You put it in your underwear which is hanging between your legs like a phone hammock.
dude I left my phone in the bathroom again.
You should have used your phone hammock. I never lose mine.
The act of shitting yourself while wearing a speedo.
Timmy spotting a shark while surfing, resulted in a pudding hammock
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Any small bikinni-style swim suit for men. Normally tight-fitting like a speedo.
Europeans like to wear bannana hammocks.
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1. Shitty underwear. Underwear that has been spray farted into.
Did you hear Fish made another turd hammock today, he really laid it down.
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When you place at least three ass gaskets on a toilet seat without ripping out the center to preparing the stage for your beautiful creation. You calmly shit and if done correctly the poop will just chill on top of the unripped centers of the ass gaskets like a person hanging out in a hammock. Sometimes this skill can be hard to accomplish.
person 1: "Hey man you wont believe what I just did in the bathroom!"
person 2: "What!?!"
person 1: "I successfuly created a poop hammock! I have been trying to do this for years! This is a day to remember!"
person 2: "Woah dude...im jealous! I still havent been able to aquire such a skill."
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A g-String that hammocks a females pretty bits. Quite similar to the banana hammock, except its for a twat.
"Jesus Mikey she had a well smelly twat hammock"
"Sarah have you seen my new twat hammock?"
"Dear Santa, All i want for Christmas is a new silk Twat Hammock"
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Two people involved in sexual intercourse in a hammock. (Hammock) chairs are ideal for accomplising this feat for both pleasure and comfort.
The best pleasure I ever had was hammock sex from the honeymoon hammock.
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