Wanger Hanger

When a female slides her hand up the shorts (preferably boardshorts) of a drunken, passed out male and gives a nice little tug on his junk, soft enough such that he does not awaken but hard enough to wildly entertain the surrounding audience.

Past-Tense: wung hung

Bree gave Bauer a massive "Wanger Hanger" when he was passed out on the beach chair.

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Hanger-Bang

When you lock your keys in your car and have to use a curved wire hanger to open your locked car door. Squeezin it inside a crack in the window and stickin it in the lock then pullin it out!!!

"My keys are locked in my car again! I'm gonna have to hanger-bang it out!"

"Darren do you have triple A?" "Nope, wats the problem?, is there a hanger-banger comin on!?"

"Sean said her keys are locked in her car again! She loves to hanger-bang!

Deep Hanger

Dangling, knotted up ass hairs deep in the ass.

Rachel and I were locked in a hot 69 with her on top and as I was eating her, her brown eye opened and she had a deep hanger.

My girlfriend cut the deep hangers out of my ass.

booty hangers

A pair of short shorts that when you wear them your 'booty' 'hangs' out of the bottom.

Girl 1: "Wow! Lydia's booty is coming out of the bottom of her shorts!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, she always wears booty hangers."

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gammon hangers

Flapping female labia - see beef curtains

She had gammon hangers like a pork butcher on pension day

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monkey Hanger

A person coming from Hartlepool or supporting the football club Hartlepool United (the greatest football team in the world) This refers to an incident during the Napoleonic wars when a French ship sank off the Hartlepudlian coast. The only suvivor was the ships monkey which was assumed to be French ashe (or she was talking gibberish) , tried for treason against the British crown and promptly hanged. So there Still it's better than being a fookin' Darlo fan (up yer ass George)

Monkey hangers are the greatest people in the world unlike Mackems and Darlo fans both of whom smell since they don't wash

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coat hanger

a piece of wire used to hang clothes, able to be bent and manipulated to perform different tasks, like creating a wreath for Christmas, making a halo, killing unborn babies, and opening car doors

-"Hey dad a just knocked a bitch up what do i do?" "Hang on son I'll get a coat hanger you get the golf club"

-"hey Robbo keep a look out while i break into this car with my trusty coat hanger"

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