healing crystal bitch

A healing crystal bitch is that annoying female that we all know who wants to be a hippie and takes it to a different level of extreme. Typically they will claim to be from some other dimension, consider themselves "spiritual", talk about their "3rd eye", throw around tarot cards without warning, and you guessed it, carry around healing crystals. They consider consuming marijuana and psychedelics some kind of spiritual journey and believe that their hallucinations are sacred. A healing crystal bitch will also turn into Jeffery Dahmer if her cat dislikes you.

Friend 1: Dude look at this girl on my tinder stack. Should I swipe right?

Friend 2: Hell no dude! Look at her profile, she seems like one of those healing crystal bitches.

Friend 1: Damn you right homie.

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the cut that never heals

A vagina. The lips opening of the vagina looks like a cut and it never closes (literally at least)

Here's to the cut that never heals, the more you rub it, the better it feels. You can soap it, scrub it and wash it to hell but you can never get rid of that cod-fish smell.

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i need healing

i term the genji uses to get mercys attention uwu

genji: i need healing
mercy: blushes o/////o

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the wound has healed

A way of saying "get over it" but in a more nasty way.

I don't care about that, the wound has healed with the whole Germany-Jews thing.

Wound that never heals

The female genitalia (pussy)

"My girlfriend has the nicest wound that never heals"

"Who doesn't like a nice wound that never heals"

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heal-toe limo

the act of walking to a desired location (ex. home) after a drunken friend has left you somewhere.

joe-"....have you seen mike?"

sue-"...he was wasted and left with becky"

joe.."..DAMIT...he was, my ride! looks like i'll be taking the HEAL-TOE LIMO tonight...."

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Dolphin Healing Ceremony

Any gathering of environmentalists, yoga-fanatics or other new-age types that is annoyingly trite and/or cheesy.

1.They played Jeff Buckley's 'Hallelujah' in my yoga class this morning. It was a total dolphin healing ceremony. That'll teach me to to ditch Bikram Yoga.

2. I got sucked into going to a total Dolphin Healing Ceremony of a flute concert with my hippie parents.

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