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this is a saying by MIRNES SUMAN AKA Liquid the barbarian when he's planning to very professionally throw a granade at another player.
damn, he's fucking me up; ik moet hem pro-nade keilen.
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well you are, just read it fast, you know?
Hey Adrian!...yeah you...read this "eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed!" No way, yeah, you really are!
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Savannah: Why did Luke Hemmings cheat on my mother?
Breanna: Because he didn't wanna take care of his children. And wanted someone much prettier.
Basically gives us why
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A morbidly obese and hairy man who craves bacon and encased meats. They are typically found near music venues drinking craft beer.
Also known to be extremely lazy and termed as a "Bear" in the homosexual community.
I need to clean up. I feel like a Hemminger.
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The strongest, most gorgeous, funniest woman in the world she is absolutely outstanding and draws everyone in that she knows she’ll never know how much she means to her friends and family she is selfless and a true treasure to know
Who is someone that deserves the world ?
Everyone: Makenzie Hemminger
He is a communist who loves giving the best of blow jobs and he loves his ass being teared open. He has never had hetero sex but has had the GAY sex.
Mitchell Hemmingers' asshole is stretched so fucking much I could put a golf ball in it.
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A fabric-securing device to keep lecherous dudes from peeping up yer skirt.
When Mrs. Hart Berg was taken up in an airplane by Wilbur Wright, she had used a hem-lock ti maintain her modesty --- i.e., she'd tied her skirt with a rope to keep it from "revealingly" billowing during the windy journey. This prompted the hobble-skirt to be invented.