horning

horning

verb, horninged, horning, noun

to bump your unicorn protuberance into various objects or persons, usually affectionately.

That was a great horning, Charlie!

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horn

To be 'on the horn', usually used when single to mean horny, and no-one but yourself to indulge with.

Oh man, I was on the horn last week... i had to jack off three times in one day.

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horn

Horn is a term used by musicians instead of the term instrument.

<musician1>Did you bring your horn?
<musician2>yeah..

or

<m1>whats up with your horn??
<m2>the electronics got fucked up.

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horn

device for smoking marijuana

jamal..wheres your horn?

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Horn

The definitions prior to this one are all fucking ridiculous. A horn is another word for a beer.

Gurbob:Hey lets go drink another one of this zatch's horns!

Gonepostal:Nay lets piss on the stereo in her living room and take the horns as we run out the door.

Gurbob: lol rgr that!

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Horned

To be drunk out fo one's mind.

"Dude I'm so horned after I drank those 12 beers."

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Horn

A phone, especially a cell-phone. Usually used to find out where the gig is at. Originated in Montclair, New Jersey.

Yo, I'm gonna get on the horn and find out where the gig is at.

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