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hostage selfie

1. A selfie of you and someone you pulled into the photo without their prior knowledge, consent, or expectation.

2. A selfie that you take by sneaking up on someone as they're taking a selfie of themselves, grabbing them like a hostage-taker, and snapping the photo for them.

Dude: Bro, do you dare me to go up to that girl and take a hostage selfie?
Other dude: Bro, that'd be awesome. She'll never expect it.

Girl: Bro, that guy is taking selfies. Dare me to run up behind him and take a hostage selfie with his phone?
Other girl: Bro, that'd be awesome. He'll never expect it.

by Snap Captor November 17, 2015


word hostage

When someone makes a hostile statement or question towards you of where you can not have any possible response whether it silent or out-loud of where the person won't get them angry at you.

Nick: You know what I hate? Video Games. But what I hate even more is people who side against video games just to agree with someone! Or the worst! When people don't have any views on the subject so they stay quiet... So what are your views on the subject?

Tom: ...Damn I'm being held word hostage.

by TheSovietNazi December 30, 2017


Lunch Hostage

When someone doesn't believe that you actually have legit plans for lunch and holds you at bay until the other party contacts you and tells you that they are ready. This is done just to make sure that you're not ditching them.

I was going out to eat with the Missus and my Boos held me Lunch Hostage.

by ewanders1 November 18, 2011


Hostage concern

The concern shown in a conversation when someone continuously brings up a personal crisis until the other parties are coerced to acknowledge and sympathize with the other person's issue.

James always finds a way to bring his financial problems into our conversations and won't stop until I show some hostage concern.

by elHORNO June 11, 2010


hostage talker

Someone who starts a conversation with you when in fact you have no wish to speak to them, then talks for ages without giving you an opportunity to excuse yourself without appearing rude.

Hostage talkers either enjoy making you uncomfortable or are completely oblivious to the fact that they are not wanted. People likely to be hostage talkers are mothers, younger brothers, bosses or people to whom you owe money.

Dave: Why isn't Mike here yet?
Steve: I think he ran into Linda in the hallway.
Dave: Damn, then he'll be ages. She's a hostage talker.

by George McBob May 25, 2009

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Free the hostages

Letting a fart go after holding many in due to being in the company of someone

I had been with my girlfriend and her parents all day. My stomach was aching due to holding the farts in fart napping, so I couldn't wait to leave the house and free the hostages.

by thelaird1 October 27, 2010

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Hostage crisis

To take a heavy shit.

- "hang on, I'll be right back. I've got a hostage crisis"
- "I had a sucsessful hostage relese"
- "The hostage crisis was a rough one. the release didn't go as planed."

by Timmay33 October 12, 2006

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