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a derogatory term used in the punk, industrial, and goth communities to describe the people who look totally normal for the majority of their lives, but then one day decide to purchase a complete wardrobe at hot topic and infiltrate a scene. oftentimes these people have no sense of the history of their subculture and assume that everything they don't know about must be mainstream. they are often very nice people who are simply brainwashed by the consumerist culture into thinking that clothes are all there is to the counterculture.
hot pockets are easily identified by their overpriced tripp pants, numetal t-shirts or shirts with sophmoric 'witty' sayings, torn chucks, store-bought studded arm socks, scrawled-on eyeliner, and badly-dyed black hair, often greasy and/or streaked with dark red or auburn.
see also mallcore
look at all the hot pockets lined up for the bleeding through show!
it's too bad that that hot pocket has no idea that the subculture he claims to belong to is founded on principles of DIY, not blind consumerism.
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When you stuff your balls into someone's rectum or vagina.
"I totally hot pocketed Sarah last night, it was awesome!"
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A man who usually wears a red hat who is an asshole when the camera is off.
Man, Jordan is a complete, total Hot Pocket
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When in a sleeping bag, and you break wind. i.e. Much like a Dutch Oven but in an enclosed setting such as a sleeping bag.
A real, genuine hot pocket, in the setting of a zipped up sleeping bag would be to shart.
I was lying in a sleeping bag on the floor and farted, it was hot and smelly, much like a hot pocket.
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When you take a crap in a girls vagina.
That hot pocket really burned last night. Did you eat mexican?
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When you go into someones house, casually walk into their bedroom, crawl onto the bed, pull down your pants and take a massive shit between the sheets and fold them back over for your victim to find.
When I got home from work I wanted to just lie down and take a nap, but some asshole had been hot pocketing and my fucking bed was full of shit so I had to spend the afternoon burning my bed instead.
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Hot pocket is in other words for Sarah she is a mf hot pocket
"Sarah looks like a hot pocket"
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