Kor-Hurt

When you see a shitpost in Korea that is just for laughs, but you HAVE to turn it into an academic discussion and talk about how smart you are.

"I made a meme about how uninspired Korean fashion is and Michael got all Kor-Hurt about it."

that shit hurted

when something happens or someone says something that devastatingly hurts your feelings.

Anna: did you see the end of titanic?

Jenna: omg yes the part when jack dies?

Anna: Yeah...that shit hurted.

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Bag of Hurt

Something that causes more trouble or problems that the benefits can outweigh.

Blu-ray is just a bag of hurt. It's great to watch the movies, but the licensing of the tech is so complex, we're waiting till things settle down and Blu-ray takes off in the marketplace.

hurt/comfort

A trope in writing (often fanfiction) where a character is emotionally or physically hurt and another character helps to comfort them.

Beet is emotionally unstable. Which is to say that Beet only reads hurt/comfort fics.

Deep Hurting

1. An experience so painful on an intellectual level that it causes physical pain, such as listening to talk radio, conversing with Paris Hilton, reading the novel "Shane", or watching the movie "Hercules Against the Moon Men."

2. The guy who submitted this entry.

Origin: Dr. Clayton Forrester and TV's Frank, "Mystery Science Theater 3000", August 1992.

"Well, Joel, we're introducing a new feature here today. Here's a hint: Remember 'Lost Continent'? Remember 'Rock Climbing'? Ah, who can ever forget 'Rock Climbing', huh Clay? Well, now, along the same lines, we've come up with something new, something we like to call 'Sandstorm'. SAAANDSTORM! It's all part of a new program we like to call 'Deep Hurting'! DEEEP HURTINNGG!!!"

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Planet Hurt

Where you go when you lose a fight.

I'm sending you on a one-way trip to Planet Hurt!

Hurt Piece

A tragic event, typically a death or a murder. Popular in Philadelphia

Did you hear Basil got killed last night? Damn thats a hurt piece