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what I say all the fucking time.
Teacher: Do your work!
Me: I can't do anything.
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When an individual says something so off the wall; you can't believe they said it; leaving you shocked but in a comical state.
Girl, stop, I can't stand you right now!!
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A phrase used by karens who can't grow up and don't understand that other people can't breathe with the coronavirus.
Karen: I can't breathe with a mask on
Worker: Nobody can breathe with coronavirus
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A butter substitute made of vegetal oils and frequently used as a spread. Sometimes its name is used as a humorous/sarcastic reference to a sub-par substitute to something.
<Eats a piece of toast>
- Just a moment, is it butter?
- No, it is "I can't believe it's not butter!"
- Well, *I* can believe it is not butter.
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A phrase that, once uttered, will inform others that you, being the one who said "I can't go through with it", are unable to complete the task at hand. But there are multiple feelings connected with the phrase. The user of the phrase may actually go through with it, but is just complaining about doing it. Also the opposite may be true, that the user may be simply unable to do it. Deciding if the person is just complaining or really can't do it can be hard to tell, your best bet is to make them do it by any means possible.
Below is an example of "unable to complete"
Idiot 4: I can't go through with it.
Idiot 9: Go through with what?
Below is an example of "unwilling to complete"
Guard 1: That's right, just stuff it in there.
Guard 2: I can't go through with it.
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To emphasize that one is telling the truth. Usually added to the end of a drawn out /dramatic situation that occured.
Keisha got her ass beat for sleeping with her friends dad last week. I can't make this up.
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A song by Sammy Hagar about not being able to go 55 mph because of excessive traffic.
I'm going to listen to "I can't drive 55".
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