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The annoying kid that squeezes out a meme in every sentence.
Normal kid: Hey band kid
Band kid: Hey wassup bruh uwu xd its Wednesday my duuuuudes ooof
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Life.
Where were you Friday night?
At a football game, marching at halftime.
What about Saturday?
Marching Contest.
Sunday?
Practicing for Region Band.
Monday after school? Tuesday? Every other day of the school week?
Marching practice. Come on, you think I have another life or something?
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1. A strange mixture of hell and the best time of your life.
2. Where band geeks go to socialize, practice their instruments, practice their drill, have severe dehydration, and generally improve their marching band.
See marching band
I can't wait to faint from heat exhaustion at band camp!
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A Band Twinkie, sometimes spelled as Band Twinky and simply called "Band Twinks", is pronounced: "buh-ayy-nd tw-ink-ee" and refers to any and all members of the school's Concert, Jazz, and Marching band. A "Super Twink" is someone who is in all three, or more.
Band Twinks are normally seen in their natural habit-- the band room. The band room is a holy place where band twinks experiment by doing unholy things. "What happens in the band room, stays in the band room." 'nuff said.
Band Twinks are the secret master minds of the school, as well as the master race. They are infamous for their hilariously, odd behavior and have too many inside jokes to account for.
A Band Twinks diet consists of Domino's Pizza on Friday nights, donuts for breakfast on Saturday's, and McDonald's on Saturday nights.
The football players are noticeably jealous of a band twink's success during their careers as a marching band geek. -- see "marching band nerd".
You can spot a Band Twink from a mile away, this is normally due to the egotistical pride one has for being a Band Twink. They (Band Twinks) will defend Marching Band with all their heart, and will most likely consider it a sport!
Do not mess with Band Twinks, they are the toughest, baddest mofo's you will ever meet, and will either stab you with their clarinet or hit you with their sousaphone. It's just best not to mess with them, as well as trying to make them laugh as they are marching parade--it just won't work!
jock--"Man, I wish I were as cool as a Band Twinkie!"
"Toes up!"
"GUIDE!!"
"Let's play ass tag!"
Band Twinkie--"So in order for Marching Band to be considered a sport, we have to wear pads and spandex and hump men?"
Intensive walking while playing an instrument.
"When you march, you want to take your foot and place it in front of the other foot."
"Wait, isn't that walking?"
"NO SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S MARCHING LOOK AT MY FUCKING FEET. THIS IS FUCKING MARCHING BAND NOT WALKING BAND."
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A place where relationships are made, band directors get taunted, hearts get broken, and band nerds make out.
"OMG! Did you see Candace and Zach making out in the band hall? They were like totally all over each other!!!"
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One who conducts a middle/high school or college band. Yes it's true they like to tell lame jokes but most band kids like that weird humor anyway. Give em a break. Some of these directors are serious to the point of craziness. Band directors really try and are usually nice people, unless they don't give a shit about the band. Then they just suck. Very busy these band directors are.
The trumpet section was up the band director's ass but he helped them with their rhythms and they thanked him.
The band director was near death listening to the 20 piccolos but gathered the patience to get them all in tune.
My band director is awesome- he can be a real nazi on the field when he has to, and the next minute he's your bff.
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