cut your ass

To roast or Make fun of

Me : *see's friend wearing something ugly* "boy im about to cut your ass"

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showing your ass

This means that you are being extra, doing something you don't usually do to appeal to others, often pissing off or making your other friends uncomfortable

Jessica, you were really showing your ass to impress people at that party. Chill out.

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Shit Your ass

The flow of human excrament as it flows out your anal sphyncter down your leg and out your pant leg.

Damn, man after a hard day at work I love to come home and shit my ass...

or...

GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY IM GONNA SHIT MY ASS ALL OVER!

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shut your ass

another form of "shut up", similar to "shut your mouth" or "shut your face."

- I won the lotto yesterday.
- Bullshit, shut your ass.

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pwned your ass

an expression used to describe beating someone really badly at a wide rage of activities

I just pwned your ass at stratego

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Drag Your Ass

When you are racing someone in another vehicle and they pull past you. And or put car lengths on you!

Wait till we race I’m going to Drag your ASS

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close your ass

The order of requesting that somebody cease from talking pure unrefined bullshit from their mouth.

John Sopcak, please close your ass if you have no idea of what you're talking about.

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