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jan 6

People born on this day are super cool. Who cares about your fucking zodiac people born on January 6th are cool.

Woah! That girl is so cool she’s born jan 6!

by annaklozzie July 15, 2021

58πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Sure, Jan.

A sentence used to sarcastically dismiss another person's obviously fictitious story.

It originated in the 1995 movie "The Brady Bunch", a parody take on the TV series of the same name.

In one of the earlier scenes of the movie, Jan, one of the Brady children, wants to impress her family and makes up an obviously completely made-up story about having started dating a boy named George Glass at her school, every time someone in her family inquires about this boy, she keeps piling on the lies up until her older sister Marcia ends the conversation with a curt "Sure, Jan." faking agreement but clearly being so done with Jan's crap.

Donald Trump:
"The aid my administration brought to Puerto Rico was a complete success, we did better than any other administration before!"

Everybody else:
"Sure, Jan."

by MapDark-Dark September 14, 2018

55πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


not happy Jan

The phrase 'not happy Jan' was popularised by an Australian Telstra ad realised in 2002. It quickly entered the Aussie vernacular.
It is used when someone is pissed off at another person (who doesn't necessarily need to be called Jan) for stuffing up in a stupid way and has inconvenienced you - but is used when more annoyed than actually angry.

Argh! I can't believe that the postman hasn't delivered my package today! NOT HAPPY JAN!

by ApexB September 12, 2005

115πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Jan-Philipp

He is a really amazing person, who will understand you in every lifetime! HeΒ΄s just the best person on Earth. He has an awesome name and just looks awesome in all lifetime situations

Wow! I wish I had a friend like Jan-Philipp

by f.njh January 20, 2017

24πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


jan 11th

No bra day

Jan 11thDont put all day

by Haygnjdd te xhuhh October 18, 2019


Jan 5

Kiss your best friend that is the opposite sex.

hey you know what today is. kai no what is it. max its Jan 5 kiss your best friend day thats the opposite sex. Kai oh really. max well we have to do it. Kai ok come here daddy.

by whyboomerjusthavesex January 4, 2022


jan joon

Dumb black person

Geez that silly jan joon doesnt now how to make kool aid

by gege anon May 6, 2015