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Dude, I can't believe she did all the yayo! It' s one thing to buy blow and share it and someone who can do all the whiffy jiffy in one night by themselves is demented!
Pubes on the floor of a jiffy lube waiting area. They were left behind by a man named Ronny who wears elastic shorts and scratches his balls in all the wrong settings.
Derek: What’s that on the floor?
Pete: I don’t know it looks like a Jiffy Pube. Ronny was probably here earlier getting the oil changed in his Ford Windstar.
Kaleb told me he hit Caitlin in the eye last night with his stiffy jiffy!
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Jiffy Pop Pop, v. i. {imp. & p. p. Popped (p{o^}pt); p. pr. & vb.
n. Popping.}
1. To fuck someone with an ear of corn using butter as lube.
I Jiffy Popped this whore with a fresh ear a corn and grandma's homemade churn style butter. Add a little salt to make a Angry Seagull variation.
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A nipple covered in peanut butter.
When a girl places her boob into a jar of peanut butter it becomes a jiffy nip.
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when you walk up to a girl with a bathing suit on with peanut butter on your index finger than proceed to pull back her bathing suit bottom and wipe the jiffy peanut butter between them cheeks and slide out your hand gracefully.
yo man, i bet you wont go up and give that old lady a sneaky jiffy.
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