windstar

An overpriced mini van from Ford that has the lifespan of a brain cell. It is mostly driven by soccer moms and people who don't know what they're buying. I had one and now I gotta get a new one because the engine cracked, after only 40,000 miles. It also drinks gas like crazy.

The windstar is a deathtrap. A bus with no brakes equipped with a bomb driven by a blind man is probably safer.

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Windstar

Butthole, the star that makes wind.

Everyone can see my cat's windstar, it's gross