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Jonas Brothers

Three little faggots, in a shitty girl band (not a boy band). They have no girls on them anymore, little fags with plastic guitars and fake drums. Don't even write good songs, mostly about gay love.

Boy: I'm going to look up ''fags'' on Google.

Google: ''Did you mean: Jonas Brothers?''

Boy: Oh! Haha, I was right!

by joassssrstdt April 3, 2010

30๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

-Little fagboy sellouts who went out and found the Disney Channel and have predilections for wearing tight pants that reavals what little they are packing. They're only fans are girls ages 6-16 and they type LiKkee THIssS.

-A type of STD.

-A leigoin of bottom feeders at the bottom of the music food chain.

(1.) Girl - Hey did you watch the Jonas Brothers last night on Disney? Omg they're soo hott!!

Guy - Why don't you get a fucking life already and quit obsessing over some corperate sellouts and go listen to real music!!

(2.) Last night I was taking a piss and I noticed that my penis was purple, I think I might have the Jonas Brothers!!!

(3.) The Jonas Brothers are not music, they're what music eats.

by pageplant77 August 11, 2009

60๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

possibly the reason music SUCKS today,
the gayest band since, ever.
there fan base is made up of 5-15 year olds, that will probally kill thereselves when they are older when they found out they were obsessed. the band members are, kevin, joe and nick. quite possibly the reason why people are turning gay.

" did you hear that new god awful jonas brothers song"

by jonasbrothershater3213 August 14, 2009

46๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

A Group Of 3 Queers Who Have No Life And Suck Eggs. They Cant Sing And I Hate Them.

Sad JB Fan - Like OMG I Love The Jonas Brothers They're So Fitt!!





Get A Life They Suck!

by MekaMurderScene February 15, 2009

174๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

Possibly the worst fad to hit the world whose fan base consists of retards and gullible young females who believe one day they will birth these douche bags' children.

Person 1: OMFG DID YOU SEE HOW HOT THE JONAS BROTHERS WERE YESTERDAY???

Person 2: Shut Up, Faggot.

by CoolDudeJim September 2, 2009

73๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

SEE: shitcrapfagsuselessterrible ass fuckers brain wash publicity puppet wannabe(especially to such as n-s'ync and backstreet boys) inbred hell on earth manipulation jo-blos mindless child molesters (c'mon, i know you've seen those pictures of them with thier fans) death of music

Teacher: Can someone give me an example of manipulation?
Student 1: Jonas Brothers How Disney take young "attractive" tweens and gets washed up singers to write them music which they lip-sync (in gay outfits and movies (see Camp Rock) to brainwashed, impressionable young people. Then as soon as their popularity drops a tiny bit they are discarded as a new "tween sensation" is introduced.
Teacher: Very good! and bonus marks for seeing the truth

by DickInABox January 20, 2009

78๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brother

Someone who has complete immunity from insults because they are so full of fail.

A person who is sucks so much, that it's not even funny or in good taste to make fun of them.

Girl: man, Bob really fucked up Don't Stop Believing during the talent show didn't he?

Guy: hellz yea he did. Do we make fun of him for it?

Me: It really wouldn't be cool to, after all he is a Jonas Brother.

by Potterfreak82 January 19, 2011

21๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž