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JP

Abbreviation for Jake's penis.

Ooh I love a bit of JP.

by F3I March 27, 2020

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jp

Jp is the type of person to care for lots of people whether it’s someone hurt emotionally or someone hurt physically. They’re both chill, laidback and also athletic and smart. Jp is one of the most charming and kind hearted people you will ever meet. They sometimes have their moments where they want to shut out the world but if they truly care about you - they’ll put their heart and soul to make sure you’re the happiest you can be. They’re also a very private person when it comes to personal issues and will only tell the people they trust the most (which isn’t a lot).

Person A: β€œYo, did you hear what happened with Jp and *****?”

Person B: β€œNah idk anything that happened. Why?”

by Someone 😚 April 11, 2021

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


jps

A sequence in this specific order:

Jerk-Poop-Shower

Yo man, I'm gonna go home tonight and JPS it.

I JPS'd it so hard last night.

by jps4985498459458 November 5, 2010

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


jp

The Jewish problem or the JP; is a very real phenomenon in which one comes to a realization after observing the JQ or (Jewish Question) and comes to a realization, it's no longer a question, but a very distinct and clear PROBLEM.

SEE ALSO: JQ ALT RIGHT ZIONISM YIDS TOUCH KIDS ELITES PALASTINIAN GENOCIDE THE GREAT REPLACEMENT

Listen Mom, I know you're a Boomer and Dad is a bit of a cuck... but I'm trying to tell you, because I love you! This JQ is a JP!!! Love you Mom

by UniteTheWhite October 2, 2018

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


jp

Abbreviation for the jet pack in the popular Natural Selection Mod for Half-Life.
Usually asked for by 12 year olds who just joined a server.

"Commander give me a JP and HMG so I can pwn their hive"
Note: Giving out JPs typically is like signing a death sentence on the marine who will inevitably fly off alone and get killed.

by ViolentBob June 22, 2005

6πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


JP

a confused PJ; very fond of STD (suck this dick); a dangerous little boy (watch out for the classic snow up the skirt move)

by NoIDontBlow March 5, 2003

7πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


jp

simp

he a simp thats a jp right there

by ifurreadingugay April 15, 2020

2πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž