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another way of saying none of your business, or get off my back
how about u make like a rabbit and jump off my dick
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when someone acts ignorant so you tell yourself "jump off a cliff" meaning: bro im so done here.
ill elaborate: when you jump off a cliff its like youre done with life right? so you say as if youre done when youre talking to someone
"omg i failed ughhh jump off a cliff"
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Either you are mad or very happy
I just got a triple kill, I want to jump off my couch.
A Jumping-Jack Off is just like the motion of jumping jacks, except you have one hand in that particular motion
I went to the gym, and as a joke I did my entire work out. The very last one I started the Jumping Jack-offs
The best way to loose weight is to do Jumping Jack-offs
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When someone jumps off a 4 story building
"yo that dude just jumped off a 4 story building" "damn thats crazy..."
One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.
Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!
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The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.
My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.