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Dave Bru, auto-body man AKA the biggest dummy I know to walk the face of the Earth. He holds religious beliefs that glue and adhesive tape will solve just about any problems in life from cars to relationships. Pioneer of the Bru Glue and Bru Tape. Goes by the motto “Just Bru it!”
I went to see Dave Bru for a broken window regulator on my truck. When I asked him how he would fix it, his face lit up as he responded, “I will Just Bru It!” And he did just that, using glue and adhesive tape to fix it. Minutes later, the regulator fell apart...
A classic phrase used by Max Hardcore to calm down his female costars who were surprised and disgusted to find out that they're expected to drink his urine.
From Max Factor 10:
Lain Oi (crying): Did you just fucking piss on me?
Max: Honey, it's just water! Taste it!
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When the results of your endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast you generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded
-Previously-
Light Yagami: I'm gonna kill him >:I
-Later-
*dude dies*
Light Yagami: Yay~ :D the results of my endeavors have satisfactorily harmonized with the forecast I generated and acted upon in accordance to a detailed analysis of the situation at hand and the desired goals that were stated by key stakeholders and interested parties at the outset of the events that previously unfolded...
L: What?
Light: Just as planned :)
Oh wait... CRA-
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1. an easy way to stab someone
2. or an easy piss-weak excuse to tell people "we're not dating" when you totally are
1. boy: look, i'm not sure this is going anywhere... lets just be friends?
girl: just friends? (dies a little bit)
person: are you two together?
couple: (in perfect unison) no we're just friends.
person: (not buying it) uhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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It just works is a meme so to say, it is used when something makes absolutely no sense it was created to explain a ability in a mangaka then adapted by Todd Howard when explaining Fallout 4 Settlement mode
"Man did you see King Crimson's ability it just works man"
"This feature, it just works" Todd Howard
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Definition #1:
An excuse one will say after committing regrettable action.
Definition #2:
An explanation given by the accused when they are faced with severe consequences.
Example #1
A kid on a chatroom joked about blowing up a daycare. A week later, police storm his house and arrest him. When questioned why during interrogation, he said: "It was just a joke" and then he was sentenced to three years in prison.
Example #2
A drunk news anchor accidently says "nigger" during a leaked sex tape. When questioned by the public why did he say it, the anchor replied "it was just a joke" and was promptly fired from his job.
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