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Guitarist, singer, lover of Alex Turner. Lovely man. God save Moiles Kane. IMPORTANT: he's not just Alex Turners sidechick, he's someone himself. He has real feelings, and makes real music. And it's fucking insane!
Person one: 'Who's Alex Turners boyfriend?
Person two: 'Fuck off, Miles Kane is more than that.'
Person one: 'Oh, I'll give him a listen.'
The gayest homeboy you will ever see. He is a mean homeskillite and likes to airhump fire hydrants. He enjoys dog rape in all categories.
Kane Conway please don’t dry hump that fire hydrant they have so much to live for!
Patrick Kane, an NHL player for the Chicago Blackhawks, plays right wing and wears the number 88. Picked by the Blackhawks in 2007, he was first overall in the NHL draft. He is widely considered as the best American born hockey player, being still extremely dominant at the sport at age 30. He has led the Blackhawks to a modern dynasty, winning the cup 3 times through the span of 2010-2015. Kane is a fan favorite of Chicago not only because of his insane on-ice skills but also his off ice personality.
Contrary to the other definitions of Kane, he is NOT a rapist. Although he was accused of it, a rape kit proved that he was innocent, clearing his name. Many have forgotten about that incident although others still like to bring it up when trash talking. You hate him cuz you ain’t him buddy boys.
Awards
Ted Lindsay, Art Ross, 100 Greatest players of all time, Hart Trophy, Conn Smythe, Calder, and 3 time Stanley Cup winner.
Patrick Kane is my favorite player to watch
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gay,homo,goose,pro walker,car hoe,rangi fag ,non helpful,caitlins bitch, bum boy to all girls,silvia omg
thats mean id have that
silvia fag
debadge it
kane southgate
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wannabe niggah
Julia's boyfriend forever and ever!
Julia say's: I love you Dillanger Kane
Dillanger Kane say's: I love you too my Julia, for ever and ever.
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The annual "Gay and Leabian Mardi Gra" festival's director of operations. The Mardi Gra is Sydney, Australia's most recognised and popular movement for gay rights activists.
Pat: Who was that?
Jake: Kane McKay!
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A filthy shit covered stick likely to be found in a park.
I found a stink kane in the park so I chased small Children with it.